Post by Lyme Challenged on Nov 9, 2019 17:56:38 GMT -5
Nancy Krueger Gonzalez I'll take the Lyme Rhyme Challenge.
There once was a doctor named Dick who didn't know a thing about ticks “There's no Lyme,” he hissed as his patients ceased to exist. If you're a doctor, don't be a Dick.
Valerie Mueller, Because of the Lyme Crime I don't have a dime and I feel like shit all the time.
Nancy Krueger Gonzalez There once was a nurse practitioner who was a Lyme treatment prohibitioner. “Your Lyme,” she said, “is all in your head. Joint inflammation, I find, is not caused by Lyme. Your LLMD has no real degree. I don't treat via science, but by IDSA compliance. It'll be my completement to disparage your Lyme treatment.” I said, “Your grammar is bad and that's really sad. What's even worse: You're a terrible nurse. Until you get half a brain you should stay in your lane.” And then I wrote a complaint Showing saintly restraint, to the manager of this malpractitioner.
There then was a department inquiry. (I wrote it all down in my diary.) The bad nurse was grilled, her notations were probed, her ego was chilled, her bias exposed. They wrote me a letter of deepest regret, begged for forgiveness and then they let me know that her notes were removed from my chart. They asked if I'm happy. I said, “That's a start.” But my goal is much larger than this one episode. I want to destroy their whole anti-Lyme mode. And to that there is no expiry.